Cinta pertama tidak semestinya akan bersatu walaupun masing-masing berjanji untuk hidup bersama. Itulah yang terjadi pada Syafa Aqira dengan Farish Adryan. Cinta yang pernah dipupuk sejak zaman universiti lagi akhirnya terputus di tengah jalan apabila Farish bertekad untuk memutuskan hubungan itu lantaran satu peristiwa hitam yang terjadi pada satu majlis yang dihadiri oleh mereka berdua.
Cadangan ibu kepada Farish iaitu Datin Farizah untuk berkahwin dengan adik lelaki itu terpaksa diterima dengan reda walaupun dia tahu yang mungkin perkahwinan itu tidak menjanjikan bahagia. Dia terpaksa dalam rela demi sebuah harga diri dan rasa kasih terhadap Datin Farizah.
"Aku buat semua ni kerana mama. Dan kau tu sepatutnya bersyukur sebab aku selamatkan maruah kau." – Firash Arshad.
"Ya, aku tahu Firash. Sepatutnya aku bersyukur sebab kau sudi kahwin dengan aku." – Syafa Aqira.
Laluan untuk mengharungi sebuah perkahwinan tanpa cinta bukanlah sesuatu yang mudah buat Syafa Aqira. Kehidupannya sebagai isteri langsung tidak dipedulikan apatah lagi perkahwinan mereka dirahsiakan atas permintaan Firash. Namun dia reda kerana kesibukan lelaki itu masih bergelar pelajar walaupun setiap kata-kata sinis yang terbit dari mulut Firash ditelan dengan rasa terbuku di dalam hati.
Semuanya mula sedikit demi sedikit berubah apabila kawan baik serta abang sepupu kepada Firash cuba untuk mendekati Syafa dan kala itulah Firash mula menyedari yang dia sudah mula menyayangi isterinya itu.
"Kenapa pulak tak nak ikut? Boring giler saya duk kat rumah tu. Ada baiknya ikut awak pergi tengok wayang. Lagipun bukan senang nak dapat tengok filem macam ni untuk hari pertama. Biasa kan full seat je. – Syafa Aqira.
"Ye ke? Atau awak risau takut saya pergi dating dengan orang lain?" – Firash Arshad
Dan kala rasa sayang dan cinta mula hadir, ada saja dugaan yang datang menimpa. Kehadiran abang tiri dan adik tirinya yang tidak disangka-sangka mengeruhkan rasa cinta yang mula terbina. Syafa akhirnya pergi membawa diri dengan hati yang terluka. Firash jadi nanar. Hidupnya serba-serbi tidak kena. Bagi Firash, Syaf adalah anugerah terindah di dalam hidupnya. Dia sanggup untuk berbuat apa saja demi mendapatkan kembali kepercayaan dari isterinya itu.
"Siapa nak tidur atas riba awak? Please lah! Tak ingin pun!" – Syafa Aqira.
"Betul ke tak ingin? Dulu okay aje sampai lenguh paha saya nak menanggung kepala awak. Takkan awak dah lupa kut?" – Firash Arshad.
Namun apakah cinta mereka akan kembali bersatu? Bagaimana pula dengan kisah adik beradik tiri Firash? Dan apakah bahagia akan terus menjadi milik mereka?

Cinderella

The wife of a rich man fell sick, and as she felt that her end was drawing near, she called her only daughter to her bedside and said, "Dear child, be good and pious, and then the good God will always protect thee, and I will look down on thee from heaven and be near thee." Thereupon she closed her eyes and departed. Every day the maiden went out to her mother's grave and wept, and she remained pious and good. When winter came the snow spread a white sheet over the grave, and when the spring sun had drawn it off again, the man had taken another wife.

The woman had brought two daughters into the house with her, who were beautiful and fair of face, but vile and black of heart. Now began a bad time for the poor step-child. "Is the stupid goose to sit in the parlour with us?" said they. "He who wants to eat bread must earn it; out with the kitchen-wench." They took her pretty clothes away from her, put an old grey bedgown on her, and gave her wooden shoes. "Just look at the proud princess, how decked out she is!" they cried, and laughed, and led her into the kitchen. There she had to do hard work from morning till night, get up before daybreak, carry water, light fires, cook and wash. Besides this, the sisters did her every imaginable injury they mocked her and emptied her peas and lentils into the ashes, so that she was forced to sit and pick them out again. In the evening when she had worked till she was weary she had no bed to go to, but had to sleep by the fireside in the ashes. And as on that account she always looked dusty and dirty, they called her Cinderella. It happened that the father was once going to the fair, and he asked his two step-daughters what he should bring back for them. "Beautiful dresses," said one, "Pearls and jewels," said the second. "And thou, Cinderella," said he, "what wilt thou have?" "Father, break off for me the first branch which knocks against your hat on your way home." So he bought beautiful dresses, pearls and jewels for his two step-daughters, and on his way home, as he was riding through a green thicket, a hazel twig brushed against him and knocked off his hat. Then he broke off the branch and took it with him. When he reached home he gave his step-daughters the things which they had wished for, and to Cinderella he gave the branch from the hazel-bush. Cinderella thanked him, went to her mother's grave and planted the branch on it, and wept so much that the tears fell down on it and watered it. It grew, however, and became a handsome tree. Thrice a day Cinderella went and sat beneath it, and wept and prayed, and a little white bird always came on the tree, and if Cinderella expressed a wish, the bird threw down to her what she had wished for.
It happened, however, that the King appointed a festival which was to last three days, and to which all the beautiful young girls in the country were invited, in order that his son might choose himself a bride. When the two step-sisters heard that they too were to appear among the number, they were delighted, called Cinderella and said, "Comb our hair for us, brush our shoes and fasten our buckles, for we are going to the festival at the King's palace." Cinderella obeyed, but wept, because she too would have liked to go with them to the dance, and begged her step-mother to allow her to do so. "Thou go, Cinderella!" said she; "Thou art dusty and dirty, and wouldst go to the festival? Thou hast no clothes and shoes, and yet wouldst dance!" As, however, Cinderella went on asking, the step-mother at last said, "I have emptied a dish of lentils into the ashes for thee, if thou hast picked them out again in two hours, thou shalt go with us." The maiden went through the back-door into the garden, and called, "You tame pigeons, you turtle-doves, and all you birds beneath the sky, come and help me to pick

"The good into the pot,
The bad into the crop."

Then two white pigeons came in by the kitchen-window, and afterwards the turtle-doves, and at last all the birds beneath the sky, came whirring and crowding in, and alighted amongst the ashes. And the pigeons nodded with their heads and began pick, pick, pick, pick, and the rest began also pick, pick, pick, pick, and gathered all the good grains into the dish. Hardly had one hour passed before they had finished, and all flew out again. Then the girl took the dish to her step-mother, and was glad, and believed that now she would be allowed to go with them to the festival. But the step-mother said, "No, Cinderella, thou hast no clothes and thou canst not dance; thou wouldst only be laughed at." And as Cinderella wept at this, the step-mother said, "If thou canst pick two dishes of lentils out of the ashes for me in one hour, thou shalt go with us." And she thought to herself, "That she most certainly cannot do." When the step-mother had emptied the two dishes of lentils amongst the ashes, the maiden went through the back-door into the garden and cried, "You tame pigeons, you turtle-doves, and all you birds under heaven, come and help me to pick

"The good into the pot,
The bad into the crop."

Then two white pigeons came in by the kitchen-window, and afterwards the turtle-doves, and at length all the birds beneath the sky, came whirring and crowding in, and alighted amongst the ashes. And the doves nodded with their heads and began pick, pick, pick, pick, and the others began also pick, pick, pick, pick, and gathered all the good seeds into the dishes, and before half an hour was over they had already finished, and all flew out again. Then the maiden carried the dishes to the step-mother and was delighted, and believed that she might now go with them to the festival. But the step-mother said, "All this will not help thee; thou goest not with us, for thou hast no clothes and canst not dance; we should be ashamed of thee!" On this she turned her back on Cinderella, and hurried away with her two proud daughters.
As no one was now at home, Cinderella went to her mother's grave beneath the hazel-tree, and cried,

"Shiver and quiver, little tree,
Silver and gold throw down over me."

Then the bird threw a gold and silver dress down to her, and slippers embroidered with silk and silver. She put on the dress with all speed, and went to the festival. Her step-sisters and the step-mother however did not know her, and thought she must be a foreign princess, for she looked so beautiful in the golden dress. They never once thought of Cinderella, and believed that she was sitting at home in the dirt, picking lentils out of the ashes. The prince went to meet her, took her by the hand and danced with her. He would dance with no other maiden, and never left loose of her hand, and if any one else came to invite her, he said, "This is my partner."
She danced till it was evening, and then she wanted to go home. But the King's son said, "I will go with thee and bear thee company," for he wished to see to whom the beautiful maiden belonged. She escaped from him, however, and sprang into the pigeon-house. The King's son waited until her father came, and then he told him that the stranger maiden had leapt into the pigeon-house. The old man thought, "Can it be Cinderella?" and they had to bring him an axe and a pickaxe that he might hew the pigeon-house to pieces, but no one was inside it. And when they got home Cinderella lay in her dirty clothes among the ashes, and a dim little oil-lamp was burning on the mantle-piece, for Cinderella had jumped quickly down from the back of the pigeon-house and had run to the little hazel-tree, and there she had taken off her beautiful clothes and laid them on the grave, and the bird had taken them away again, and then she had placed herself in the kitchen amongst the ashes in her grey gown.
Next day when the festival began afresh, and her parents and the step-sisters had gone once more, Cinderella went to the hazel-tree and said

"Shiver and quiver, my little tree,
Silver and gold throw down over me."

Then the bird threw down a much more beautiful dress than on the preceding day. And when Cinderella appeared at the festival in this dress, every one was astonished at her beauty. The King's son had waited until she came, and instantly took her by the hand and danced with no one but her. When others came and invited her, he said, "She is my partner." When evening came she wished to leave, and the King's son followed her and wanted to see into which house she went. But she sprang away from him, and into the garden behind the house. Therein stood a beautiful tall tree on which hung the most magnificent pears. She clambered so nimbly between the branches like a squirrel, that the King's son did not know where she was gone. He waited until her father came, and said to him, "The stranger- maiden has escaped from me, and I believe she has climbed up the pear-tree." The father thought, "Can it be Cinderella?" and had an axe brought and cut the tree down, but no one was on it. And when they got into the kitchen, Cinderella lay there amongst the ashes, as usual, for she had jumped down on the other side of the tree, had taken the beautiful dress to the bird on the little hazel-tree, and put on her grey gown.
On the third day, when the parents and sisters had gone away, Cinderella went once more to her mother's grave and said to the little tree

"Shiver and quiver, my little tree,
Silver and gold throw down over me."

And now the bird threw down to her a dress which was more splendid and magnificent than any she had yet had, and the slippers were golden. And when she went to the festival in the dress, no one knew how to speak for astonishment. The King's son danced with her only, and if any one invited her to dance, he said, "She is my partner."
When evening came, Cinderella wished to leave, and the King's son was anxious to go with her, but she escaped from him so quickly that he could not follow her. The King's son had, however, used a stratagem, and had caused the whole staircase to be smeared with pitch, and there, when she ran down, had the maiden's left slipper remained sticking. The King's son picked it up, and it was small and dainty, and all golden. Next morning, he went with it to the father, and said to him, "No one shall be my wife but she whose foot this golden slipper fits." Then were the two sisters glad, for they had pretty feet. The eldest went with the shoe into her room and wanted to try it on, and her mother stood by. But she could not get her big toe into it, and the shoe was too small for her. Then her mother gave her a knife and said, "Cut the toe off; when thou art Queen thou wilt have no more need to go on foot." The maiden cut the toe off, forced the foot into the shoe, swallowed the pain, and went out to the King's son. Then he took her on his horse as his bride and rode away with her. They were, however, obliged to pass the grave, and there, on the hazel-tree, sat the two pigeons and cried,

"Turn and peep, turn and peep,
There's blood within the shoe,
The shoe it is too small for her,
The true bride waits for you."

Then he looked at her foot and saw how the blood was streaming from it. He turned his horse round and took the false bride home again, and said she was not the true one, and that the other sister was to put the shoe on. Then this one went into her chamber and got her toes safely into the shoe, but her heel was too large. So her mother gave her a knife and said, "Cut a bit off thy heel; when thou art Queen thou wilt have no more need to go on foot." The maiden cut a bit off her heel, forced her foot into the shoe, swallowed the pain, and went out to the King's son. He took her on his horse as his bride, and rode away with her, but when they passed by the hazel-tree, two little pigeons sat on it and cried,

"Turn and peep, turn and peep,
There's blood within the shoe,
The shoe it is too small for her,
The true bride waits for you."

He looked down at her foot and saw how the blood was running out of her shoe, and how it had stained her white stocking. Then he turned his horse and took the false bride home again. "This also is not the right one," said he, "have you no other daughter?" "No," said the man, "There is still a little stunted kitchen-wench which my late wife left behind her, but she cannot possibly be the bride." The King's son said he was to send her up to him; but the mother answered, "Oh no, she is much too dirty, she cannot show herself!" He absolutely insisted on it, and Cinderella had to be called. She first washed her hands and face clean, and then went and bowed down before the King's son, who gave her the golden shoe. Then she seated herself on a stool, drew her foot out of the heavy wooden shoe, and put it into the slipper, which fitted like a glove. And when she rose up and the King's son looked at her face he recognized the beautiful maiden who had danced with him and cried, "That is the true bride!" The step-mother and the two sisters were terrified and became pale with rage; he, however, took Cinderella on his horse and rode away with her. As they passed by the hazel-tree, the two white doves cried,

"Turn and peep, turn and peep,
No blood is in the shoe,
The shoe is not too small for her,
The true bride rides with you,"

and when they had cried that, the two came flying down and placed themselves on Cinderella's shoulders, one on the right, the other on the left, and remained sitting there.
When the wedding with the King's son had to be celebrated, the two false sisters came and wanted to get into favour with Cinderella and share her good fortune. When the betrothed couple went to church, the elder was at the right side and the younger at the left, and the pigeons pecked out one eye of each of them. Afterwards as they came back, the elder was at the left, and the younger at the right, and then the pigeons pecked out the other eye of each. And thus, for their wickedness and falsehood, they were punished with blindness as long as they lived.

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Pada zaman dahulu kala, hiduplah seorang Raja dan Ratu yang tidak memiliki anak; masalah ini membuat Raja dan Ratu sangatlah sedih. Tetapi di suatu hari, ketika sang Ratu berjalan di tepi sungai, seekor ikan kecil mengangkat kepalanya keluar dari air dan berkata, "Apa yang kamu inginkan akan terpenuhi, dan kamu akan segera mempunyai seorang putri."
Apa yang ikan kecil tersebut ramalkan segera menjadi kenyataan; dan sang Ratu melahirkan seorang gadis kecil yang sangat cantik sehingga sang Raja tidak dapat menahan kegembiraannya dan mengadakan perjamuan besar besaran. Dia lalu mengundang semua sanak keluarga, teman dan seluruh penduduk dikerajaannya. Semua peri yang ada dikerajaannya juga turut diundang agar mereka dapat ikut menjaga dan memberikan berkah kepada putri kecilnya. Di kerajaannya terdapat tiga belas orang peri dan sang Raja hanya memiliki dua belas piring emas, sehingga Raja tersebut memutuskan untuk mengundang dua belas orang peri saja dan tidak mengundang peri yang ketiga belas. Semua tamu dan peri telah hadir dan setelah perjamuan mereka memberikan hadiah-hadiah terbaiknya untuk putri kecil itu, satu orang peri memberikan kebaikan, peri yang lainnya memberikan kecantikan, yang lainnya lagi memberikan kekayaan, dan begitu pula dengan peri-peri yang lainnya sehingga putri kecil itu hampir mendapatkan semua hal-hal yang terbaik yang ada di dunia. Ketika peri yang kesebelas selesai memberikan berkahnya, peri ketiga belas yang tidak mendapat undangan dan menjadi sangat marah itu, datang dan membalas dendam. Dia berkata, "Putri Raja dalam usianya yang kelima belas akan tertusuk oleh jarum jahit dan meninggal." Kemudian peri yang kedua belas yang belum memberikan berkahnya kepada sang Putri, maju kedepan dan berkata bahwa kutukan yang dikatakan oleh peri ketiga belas tersebut akan terjadi, tetapi dia dapat memperlunak kutukan itu, dan berkata bahwa sang Putri tidak akan meninggal, tetapi hanya jatuh tertidur selama seratus tahun.
Raja berharap agar dia dapat menyelamatkan putri kesayangannya dari ancaman kutukan itu dan memerintahkan semua jarum jahit di istananya harus di bawa keluar dan dimusnahkan. Sementara itu, semua berkah yang diberikan oleh peri-peri tadi terwujud, sang Putri menjadi sangat cantik, baik budi, ramah-tamah dan bijaksana, hingga semua orang mencintainya. Tepat pada usianya yang kelima belas, Raja dan Ratu kebetulan meninggalkan istana, dan sang Putri ditinggalkan sendiri di istana. Sang Putri menjelajah di istana sendirian dan melihat kamar-kamar yang ada pada istana itu, hingga akhirnya dia masuk ke satu menara tua dimana terletak satu tangga sempit menuju ke atas yang berakhir dengan satu pintu kecil. Pada pintu tersebut tergantung sebuah kunci emas, dan ketika dia membuka pintu tersebut, dilihatnya seorang wanita tua sedang menjahit dengan jarum jahit dan kelihatan sangat sibuk.
"Hai ibu yang baik," kata sang Putri, "Apa yang kamu lakukan disini?"
"Menjahit dan menyulam," kata wanita tua itu, kemudian menganggukkan kepalanya.
"Betapa cantiknya hasil sulaman mu!" kata sang Putri, dan mengambil jarum jahit dan mulai ikut menyulam. Tetapi secara tidak sengaja dia tertusuk oleh jarum tersebut dan apa yang diramalkan sewaktu dia masih kecil, terjadi, sang Putri jatuh ke tanah seolah-olah tidak bernyawa lagi.
Seperti yang diramalkan bahwa walaupun sang Putri akan tertusuk oleh jarum jahit, sang Putri tidak akan meninggal, melainkan hanya akan tertidur pulas; Raja dan Ratu yang baru saja pulang ke istana, beserta semua menteri juga jatuh tertidur, kuda di kandang, anjing di halaman, burung merpati di atas atap dan lalat yang berada di dinding, semuanya jatuh tertidur. Bahkan api yang menyalapun menjadi terhenti, daging yang dipanggang menjadi kaku, tukang masak, yang saat itu sedang menarik rambut seorang anak kecil yang melakukan hal-hal yang kurang baik, juga jatuh tertidur, semuanya tertidur pulas dan diam.
Dengan cepat tanaman-tanaman liar berduri di sekitar istana tumbuh dan memagari istana, dan setiap tahun bertambah tebal dan tebal hingga akhirnya semua tempat di telah dikelilingi oleh tanaman tersebut dan menjadi tidak kelihatan lagi. Bahkan atap dan cerobong asap juga sudah tidak dapat dilihat karena telah tertutup oleh tanaman tersebut. Tetapi kabar tentang putri cantik yang tertidur menyebar ke seluruh daratan sehingga banyak anak-anak Raja dan Pangeran mencoba untuk datang dan berusaha untuk masuk ke dalam istana itu. Tetapi mereka tidak pernah dapat berhasil karena duri dan tanaman yang terhampar menjalin dan menjerat mereka seolah-olah mereka dipegang oleh tangan, dan akhirnya mereka tidak dapat maju lagi.
Setelah bertahun-tahun berlalu, orang-orang yang telah tua menceritakan cerita tentang seorang putri raja yang sangat cantik, betapa tebalnya duri yang memagari istana putri tersebut, dan betapa indahnya istana yang terselubung dalam duri itu. Dia juga menceritakan apa yang didengarnya dari kakeknya dahulu bahwa banyak pangeran telah mencoba untuk menembus semak belukar tersebut, tetapi semuanya tidak pernah ada yang berhasil.
Kemudian seorang pangeran yang mendengar ceritanya berkata, "Semua cerita ini tidak akan menakutkan saya, Saya akan pergi dan melihat Putri Tidur tersebut." Walaupun orang tua yang bercerita tadi telah mencegah pangeran itu untuk pergi, pangeran tersebut tetap memaksa untuk pergi.
Saat ini, seratus tahun telah berlalu, dan ketika pangeran tersebut datang ke semak belukar yang memagari istana, yang dilihatnya hanyalah tanaman-tanaman yang indah yang dapat dilaluinya dengan mudah. Tanaman tersebut menutup kembali dengan rapat ketika pangeran tersebut telah melaluinya. Ketika pangeran tersebut akhirnya tiba di istana, dilihatnya anjing yang ada di halaman sedang tertidur, begitu juga kuda yang ada di kandang istana, dan di atap dilihatnya burung merpati yang juga tertidur dengan kepala dibawah sayapnya; dan ketika dia masuk ke istana, dia melihat lalat tertidur di dinding istana, dan tukang masak masih memegang rambut anak yang kelihatan meringis dalam tidur, seolah-olah tukang masak itu ingin memukuli anak tersebut.
Ketika dia masuk lebih kedalam, semuanya terasa begitu sunyi sehingga dia bisa mendengar suara nafasnya sendiri; hingga dia tiba di menara tua dan membuka pintu dimana Putri Tidur tersebut berada. Putri Tidur terlihat begitu cantik sehingga sang Pangeran tidak dapat melepaskan matanya dari sang Putri. Sang Pangeran lalu berlutut dan mencium sang Putri. Saat itulah sang Putri membuka matanya dan terbangun, tersenyum kepada sang Pangeran karena kutukan sang peri ketiga belas telah patah.

Mereka berdua lalu keluar dari menara tersebut dan saat itu Raja dan Ratu juga telah terbangun termasuk semua menterinya yang saling memandang dengan takjub. Kuda-kuda istana pun terbangun dan meringkik, anjing-anjing juga melompat bangun dan menggonggong, burung-burung merpati di atap mengeluarkan kepalanya dari bawah sayapnya, melihat sekeliling lalu terbang ke langit; lalat yang didinding langsung beterbangan kembali; api didapur kembali menyala; tukang masak yang tadinya memegang rambut seorang anak laki-laki dan ingin menghukumnya melanjutkan hukumannya dengan memutar telinga anak tersebut hingga anak tersebut menangis.          

Akhirnya Raja dan Ratu mengadakan pesta pernikahan untuk sang Putri dan Pangeran yang berakhir dengan kebahagiaan sepanjang hidup mereka.

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"Pada satu hari, Dracula dibunuh dan dia telah dibawa
berjumpa ahli sihir.

Ahli sihir enggan membenarkan Drakula masuk ke dalam
gengnya kerana dosa2 nya membunuh dan menghisap darah manusia.
Saya akan beri kamu satu lagi peluang untuk menebus
semua dosa yg telah kamu lakukan" kata ahli sihir. "Saya akan hantar
kamu balik ke bumi, TETAPI kamu tidak akan berupa manusia. Kamu hanya akan
dijelma ke "benda" bernyawa. Jadi apa yang kamu pilih..?", tanya ahli
sihir.

Okay.. saya nak menjadi BENDA BERNYAWA YANG BERSAYAP DAN MENGHISAP
DARAH,heh...heh...heh...". Ahli sihir pun bersetuju dan menukar
drakula menjadi KELAWAR PONTIANAK. Ke bumi dracula pergi, terbang ke
sana sini sehingga suatu hari dia dibunuh oleh seorang pekebun.

Sekali lagi dia dibawa menghadap ahli sihir. "Saya akan memberi satu
lagi peluang" kata ahli sihir. "Saya akan hantarkan kamu balik ke
bumi, tetapi bukan sebagai manusia atau kelawar. Jadi apa pilihan
kamu?". Dengan sipu2 Dracula ini menjawab "Saya nak jadi jugak BENDA
HIDUP YANG BERSAYAP DAN MENGHISAP DARAH!". Ahli sihir fikir sekejap dan kata
"Kalau itu yg awak mahu" dan menukarkan Dracula menjadi NYAMUK.

Ke bumi Dracula pergi, terbang ke sana sini menghisap darah haiwan
sehingga suatu hari SPLAT! dia dibunuh oleh mangsanya. Dracula terasa
bodoh sangat bila berhadapan ngan ahli sihir buat kali ke-3. "Saya
akan memberi awak peluang terakhir untuk bertaubat" kata ahli sihir
"Tetapi KALI INI kamu hanya dapat menjadi BENDA YANG TIDAK BERNYAWA.
So,apa dia kali ini?" Tanya ahli sihir.

Dracula yg masih degil ini menjawab, "ok, ok.. tolong tukarkan saya
kepada BENDA TAK BERNYAWA, BERSAYAP DAN HISAP DARAH...
heh.. heh.. heh..". "No problem" kata ahli sihir dan terus menukar
Dracula menjadi Tuala Wanita WING MAXI PAD. heheheheheheeeee... s